Cold War
A timeline of Brooks Koepka and Bryson DeChambeau’s gloriously petty feud
Ross Kinnaird
Hatfields vs. McCoys. Red Sox vs. Yankees. Vin Diesel vs. The Rock. Feuds are a fact of life—a neat little feature of humanity not seen anywhere else in the animal world—but none, not even the Capulets and Montagues, can compare to Brooks Koepka vs. Bryson DeChambeau.
But how exactly did we get here, with two former foes now united in defense of their Saudi bankrollers? What sequence of insults, insinuations and failed peace treaties led us to the brink of, dare we say, friendship? In order to answer that question, we must first catalog the full breadth of Brooks vs. Bryson. Then, and only then, can we hope to not only understand, but heal. Let’s begin.
January 2019 - Brooks Koepka calls out slow-play while playing with Bryson
“I just don’t understand how it takes a minute and 20 seconds, a minute and 15 to hit a golf ball; it’s not that hard,” Koepka told Golf Monthly podcast’s Michael Weston at the 2019 Dubai Desert Classic. "It’s always between two clubs; there’s a miss short, there’s a miss long. It really drives me nuts especially when it’s a long hitter because you know you’ve got two other guys or at least one guy that’s hitting before you so you can do all your calculations.”
Hmm. “Long hitter”? “Calculations”? Who could he have possibly been talking about?
Bryson eventually responded, beginning the pattern of rat-a-tat with which we are now intimately familiar. “It’s actually quite impressive that we’re able to get all that stuff done in 45 seconds." he said. "People don’t realize that it’s very difficult to do everything we do in 45 seconds.” But no one was naming names . . . yet.
August 2019 - Clandestine peace talks at the 2019 Northern Trust
Two days after going viral for a 70-yard pitch that took him over three minutes to hit at the 2019 Northern Trust, DeChambeau approached Koepka’s caddie Ricky Elliot on the range ahead of their final-round tee times and requested a tête-à-tête with Koepka. When Koepka arrived, the message was passed along and the two spoke face-to-face about their simmering cold war.
“It was actually fantastic [talking to Brooks]. I appreciate what Brooks did. I have high respect for him because he did that.” Bryson told reporters after his round. “There was one instance he said in Abu Dhabi, and he said, ‘Yeah, I said something about that, but it was in general and got blown out of proportion.'"
“It was fine,” said Koepka when asked the same question. “No issues.”
48 hours later . . .
Of course, what was a peaceful roundtable between two world golf leaders was misconstrued by the Internet,with many believing Brooks and Bryson’s “say it to my face” moment was more O.K. Corral than "OK, fine." When both Koepka and DeChambeau were asked about the potential for a heavyweight title bout on Pat Perez and Michael Collins' SiriusXM PGA Tour Radio show, Out of Bounds, they both laughed it off, with DeChambeau conceding the entirely imaginary belt.
“People acted like the two of y’all were going to fight,” Collins said.
“Let’s be honest, we know who would win that fight and it’s not me," DeChambeau said. "Let me tell you right now he’d kick my ass.”
“We do know that,” Perez said.
“He’s got that right,” Koepka said, laughing.
January 2020 - Bryson calls out Brooks' abs on Twitch
While Bryson might have been the beta to Brooks’ alpha in August, things had changed. DeChambeau had spent the ensuing months getting not-so-secretly yuge, and by January, the protein shakes and squats had finally gone to his head. On a Fortnite Twitch steam, he violated the peace treaty, calling out Koepka’s ‘ESPN Body Issue’ abs live for the entire internet to see. And so began the worst year in human history ...
24 hours later . . .
Never one to let space go unrented in his head, Koepka quickly fired back.
February 2020 - Bryson DeChambeau, not Brooks Koepka, named to Fittest 50 list
While everyone was still (sort of) laughing (for now), in February the fitness wars tilted toward Team Bryson, with DeChambeau named to Sports Illustrated’s Fittest 50 list in lieu of his allegedly ab-less nemesis. DeChambeau made sure to acknowledge the “many impressive names” on the list. No such acknowledgement from Koepka would be forthcoming.
July 2020 - The Kenny Powers gif
Then COVID-19 hit. The PGA Tour went on hiatus and the Brooks vs. Bryson rivalry went underground. Brooks got a bad haircut and there were no comments from Twitch. Bryson continued his mission to obliterate the distinction between fat and fit. Brooks didn’t try to keep up. For five agonizing months, it seemed like the pair had grown up. Then golf returned, and with it Bryson at his pulsing-neck-vein zenith. We wrote about him shoving Colonial in a locker during his first round back after lockdown. A week later, he was seen moving back on the Harbour Town range so as not to outdrive the net.
In early July, Behemoth Bryson won the Rocket Mortgage Classic by three shots, but the victory wasn’t without controversy, with DeChambeau accosting a cameraman for a full minute during a particularly fiery period of his third round. The outburst, combined with his physique and overall Bryson mediastorm, had some golf fans muttering the S-word, including Koepka, who said it all without saying anything at all.
The rivalry was back. Nature was healing.
July 2020 Pt. 2 - March of the fire ants
The Brooks-Bryson rivalry had always come in fits and starts, and the 'Eastbound & Down' gif proved to be the start of a fertile new run for Koepka, who fully rebounded from his Fittest 50 omission at the FedEx St. Jude Invitational. That Thursday, DeChambeau attempted to get relief from a rules official due to a fire-ant hill near his lie. He was ultimately denied the ruling, but that was only the beginning of Ant-Gate.
The following day, Kopeka found himself in a similar position, and, while going through his pre-shot routine, he pointed to the ground and said “look there’s an ant” to caddie Ricky Elliot. Elliot took the bait and moved in for a closer look, before Koepka issued a “nah, I’m just kidding.” They (and the rest of the world) then shared a couple of knee slaps laughs at Bryson’s expense.
It was another pick-six on the board for Team Koepka, but also proof that he was watching DeChambeau’s each and every exploit from the bushes with a set of binoculars, no matter much he pretended like he wasn’t.
August 2020 - “There’s no reason to be scientific . . .”
While most of the educated world spent 2020 imploring their fellow humans to “listen to the science,” Koepka was humming a very different tune as the first major of the year rolled around. Speaking to Sky Sports after his first round at Harding Park in August, he could barely keep from cracking a smile as he discussed his well-documented approach to major golf.
“Just a major, I’ll get up for it, a little bit of confidence I guess,” Koepka said. “At the end of the day I feel good, I’m playing good. There’s no reason to be scientific with all the numbers and stuff like that on TrackMan, just go out and go play.”
By the increasingly personal standard of their potshots, it was innocent, but high up in his laboratory of evil, The Mad Scientist was seething.
October 2020 - U.S. Open? What U.S. Open?
Unfortunately at some point that weekend, Koepka sustained a hip injury that kept him out of much of the PGA Tour’s fall schedule, including the 2020 U.S. Open at Winged Foot. It was there that DeChambeau claimed his first major championship in emphatic fashion, besting Matthew Wolff by a whopping six strokes.
When asked about Bryson’s big win at the CJ Cup a few weeks later, Koepka had only this to say:
“Yeah I didn’t watch a shot of it. I didn’t see anything.”
So you saw the fire ants and the cameraman and the Twitch stream and the three-minute chip, but you didn’t see the U.S. Open? The cracks in his facade were forming.
October 2020 - The Jena Sims Q&A
By the end of October, traffic on the Brooks-Bryson Memorial Highway was flowing in a single direction. Not a peep of Brooks-directed content had come out of the DeChambeau camp since at least February. Not one to let a good hatchet be buried, however, Koepka kept at it, joining his fiancee Jena Sims for a live Instagram Q&A in late October. Surprisingly Bryson didn’t come up until the bitter end, when a viewer lamented, "after watching all this, I'm sad no one asked about Bryson.”
As it turns out, plenty of people did, but Brooks, merging onto the high road with the windows down and no turn signal, kept his reply short and to the point.
"Yeah, there was a lot of them [questions about Bryson], I just chose not to talk about it," he said. "If you've got nothing nice to say, don't say it at all."
Despite the heavy implication that he still had nothing but vitriol for the Kangol Killer, the beef appeared to be well and truly squashed.
May 2021 - The spikes heard round the world
Then came the PGA Championship, when DeChambeau, with the spark of his metal spikes on an ordinary cart path, lit the fuse that detonated the bomb that blew the lid off the enitre feud. With a mere eyeroll Brooks Koepka elevated his beef with Bryson from petty bickering to global phenomenon, beginning what has since become known as The Long Summer.
June 2021 - Brooksy-gate
A few weeks later, things came to a head at the Memorial Tournament, where fans got in on the fun, stalking Bryson around Muirfield Village while shouting "Brooksy" at the embattled brute. Instead of asking his troops to stand down, Koepka offered them free beer. Bryson replied by tagging in the PGA Tour, who minted a new rule that essentially said "if we hear even so much as an 'Ooksy,' you're out of here." Not since Augusta National banning Dilly Dilly had golf seen such censorship.
Later June 2021 - This. Is. Sportscenter
With both Brooks and Brooksy Bryson in the field at Connecticut's Travelers Championship, Koepka appeared as a guest on Sportscenter. The topic at hand was his war of words with DeChambeau, and he didn't hold back. "It’s been fun, I’ve gotten a good response from a bunch of the guys on tour, from everybody from the tour. It’s been something I think everybody’s enjoyed," he said when asked about the response from his peers. "There's not much to talk about ... this whole thing started basically because of him, so I'll leave it at that," Koepka replied when asked if he would be willing to make peace with DeChambeau over a beer. A ceasefire never seemed so far away.
September 2021 - Brothers, patriots
Time heals all wounds, however. And if not time, then at the very least a common enemy. As the summer wound down and the 2021 major season came to a close, all eyes turned to a pivotal Ryder Cup for Team USA. One of the most pressing questions in golf fans' minds was how ancient adversaries Brooks Koepka and Bryson DeChambeau. would function as teammates. They mostly steered clear of the topic throughout the week, but as the U.S. team roared to a runaway victory over the Euros, the ice began to melt. Slowly at first and then in roiling rivers as the two wrapped each other in warm embrace. Brothers? Perhaps not. But patriots? Absolutely.
October 2021 - A most inevitable match
No sooner had the Ryder Cup hangovers cleared, Camp Koepka and Fort Bryson confirmed what we had all been waiting for since DeChambeau first insulted Koepka's abs on a video game stream nearly 18 months before: A 12-hole, winner-take-all edition of The Match set for Thanksgiving weekend. The feud had officially gone mainstream.
November 2021 - The Annexation of Poland
The general expectation was that The Match would close the book on Golf's Greatest Feud—a televised peace accord masquerading as a competitive sporting event. As it turned out, however, there were more chapters yet to write. That week, Bryson fired the first shot of The Match, but in typical Bryson fashion, he came in WAY too hot ...
This was almost certianly orchestrated trash talk between the two ahead of their big showdown, but Bryson took his inch and stretched it into five miles, ripping Kopeka's two recent missed cuts with a primitive brutality. Did Koepka take genuine offense, retaliating by saying their Ryder Cup hug was "forced"? We may never know, but no one expected what came next ...
June 2022 - The LIV coup
Seven months after The Match, Brooks and Bryson did the unthinkable, flying the PGA Tour coop for LIV Golf's (ahem) greener pastures. Both defected in the span of a few weeks and we're handed captaincy of their own teams. When DeChambeau made a much-maligned pizza analogy in a subsequent interview with Tucker Carlson, Koepka didn't offer his followers free Caesar's Hot & Readys for the best Bryson memes. He simply toed the party line. It became clear that although the golf world was united in opposition to LIV, Koepka and DeChambeau were now trapped on the same side of the culture war.
July 2023 - Did we just become best friends?
The next year passed mostly without incident, with golf fans and pundits more focused on trivial concerns like anti-trust lawsuits, sportswashing and the future of the sport. Even if Brooks and Bryson had been feuding, only CW Plus-Platinum subscribers would have heard about it. Then, without warning, the duo announced their budding bromance with a post on Koepka's Instagram, which showed the pair yucking it up on the course together, "Let's go Brooksy" shirt and all. Suddenly the beef was squashed flatter than a smashburger, hold the pickles.
September 2024 - Teamwork makes the dream work?
With DeChambeau's image reclamation tour complete following a second U.S. Open title and his transformation into a viral YouTube star, reports emerged in September that Brooks and Bryson were set to team up against Rory McIlroy and Scottie Scheffler in a PGA Tour vs. LIV Golf showdown to air on TNT this December. If true, the former foes will tee off as teammates for the first time (Jim Furyk wasn't naive enough to pair the two together at the 2018 Ryder Cup), with the reputation of their entire league on the line. Will their haters-to-hermanos arc inspire a similar resolution for the PGA Tour and PIF? Time will well, but as the history of the Brooks-Bryson feud makes abundantly clear, sometimes friendship is found in the most funniest places.