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There is absolutely nothing like a drunken wobbler at the Waste Management Phoenix Open

February 14, 2022

If Saturday and Sunday were any indication, this was one of the more fun Waste Management Phoenix Opens in Waste Management Phoenix Open history. Perhaps, too much fun, however.

Of course, there is nothing wrong with having too much fun, so long as it doesn't end with you getting handcuffed and thrown in a jail cell for the night. We have no idea if this dude ended up in a jail cell, but he definitely ended up in his wife or girlfriend's doghouse, which might be worse if we're being frank:

There really is nothing like a drunken wobbler at the Waste Management. Each year it happens, and each year it gets better and better. Our guy here now joins the ranks which include green sweatshirt dude:

And phone guy:

This should really be an olympic sport. And if it was, the dude on the phone would win the gold medal. How about this guy from Saturday who didn't even put up a fight?

You may laugh at the wobblers, but at least they are putting in the effort. The mix of Arizona sun and alcohol always wins out, though. Undefeated. Never lost.