Dan Jenkins: 'The only thing thicker than heather...'

Dan Jenkins on Twitter from the U.S. Open was often more entertaining than the golf itself. He's at it again at the British Open, to wit:

"In earlier days the only thing thicker than heather at a British Open was the nose hair on an R&A official."

"When there's a lull in British Open action you can keep the mind alert by counting the toenails in your pork pie."

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-- John Strege