'He's won a lot of Masters on Thursday'

So said a press box wag about Greg Norman and the impressive round of two-under par 70 he shot in the first round of the Masters on Thursday, according to this report from the San Francisco Chronicle.

That might be as cold and it is true. But give the man his due. He's 54, barely even a part-time player anymore, and he's closer to the top of the leaderboard than the bottom. Impressive, indeed.

-- John Strege