Labatt is selling these USA Hockey-themed beer cans and we need them STAT

There are a lot of unknowns heading into this Olympic men's hockey competition, the first without NHL players in 24 years. We don't know the names of the most of the players. We don't if the US has a speck of a chance. We don't know what to make of Russia, especially since they can't even be technically called Russia.

The only thing for sure is that these USA Hockey-themed beer cans issued by Labatt need to be a vital part of the Olympic hockey viewing experience.

Now, here's the part where we should remind you that Pyeongchang, South Korea is halfway around the world and most of the games will be played in the early morning in the U.S. (the Americans open next Wednesday at 7:10 a.m. ET against Slovenia). By that measure, a USA Hockey-themed cup of Dunkin' Donuts, or perhaps USA-engraved Eggo waffles, might be more appropriate. But that's lame, and frankly the U.S. men aren't considered much of a medal contender (although the women definitely are), so this might be the best way to spice up the games...And if they win, you can always celebrate by dousing each other in Labatt before changing out of your pajamas to go to work.