PGA Tour wife puts husband on blast for his weak attempt at a "love poem"

If we learned anything in 2022, it's that Jessica Hadwin has no problem blowing up her husband's spot. From roasting Adam Hadwin for a comment he made about one of her outfits, to mocking the PGA Tour winner as he attempted to put IKEA furniture together (Tour pros are just like us!), our favorite Tinder couple became one of the highlights of Golf Twitter. And they're already off to a hot start in 2023.

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The Hadwins are in Palm Springs for the American Express, and Adam might have to use his own American Express to get out of his latest misstep. To his credit(?), it appears he attempted to write his wife something nice. But, well, it didn't come out great. Read for yourself:

Oof. "Honestly I know my life would be way worse not married to you than it is married to you." How, um, sweet?

Jessica's description of it as "some sort of love poem?" is perfect. Because it's not exactly Shakespeare.

On the bright side, Adam, you've still got a few weeks to redeem yourself before Valentine's Day.

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